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  • Sticky my dog is sleep barking

    bumble is getting quite old but he asleep on the chaIR, HIS LEGS ARE GIONG HE IS WOOFING A WAY and seems to be having a lovely time.

  • safe driving

    drivingcarefully

  • Why Women are the Luckier Sex Part

    1

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

    3. We never ejaculate prematurely.

    4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

    5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blowup doll, it's pathetic.

    6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

    7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

    8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

    9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

    10. Taxis stop for us.

    11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

    12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
    Why Women are the Luckier Sex Part 2

    14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

    15. We know the truth about whether size matters.

    16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

    17. If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.

    18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.

    19. We can sleep our way to the top.

    20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

    21. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

    22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.

    23. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

    24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.

    25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

    26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

  • freshly dug and picked

    oh dear my allottment looks a mess!
    i realy must try harder to get some done, but i did gather these, it makes me feel so good to come back with a bagfull.
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  • nails

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    my nails are growing ,and my hands look much better since i have started using goves when gardening, i have no idea about shape, but i am going to o and get some nail varnish
    any ideas or help would be great PLEASE

  • tounges !

    hi ! i had a hot hot ot dream last night, and sadly seem to have forgotten most of it but i do remember being in a hot embrase and kissing and being caresed and having a sexy tounge in my mouth!
    who was it? why should this come from the blue?
    was it you?
    xxxxx

  • good morning

    sheets in the macine and nearly ready for the line ,lounge hovered, kichen widows washed, bumble brushed, three pairs of trousers ironed, and done a bit of cross stich , ready for a cupa?
    xxx
    and its only 7.20am

  • come on dawn

    been sitting here since five am
    reading your kind comments , and yes they help so much,
    thank you all that have written, i feel such a need to go on, and having feedback, when you have a problem give you a much better view on were you are
    and i realy know that untill i have accived the change i will not be home!
    Home is were i feel i should be, it corrrecting as much as is poosible the body i inhabit.
    today is i know going to be better, thats why i so long for the fist rays of light, in a way whn i get up and see 40 comments waiting for me, that was light streaming into my heart, and tears of pleasure came,thank you.
    oh yes and the group last night were lovely too me, i miss them already,
    and i sat with my breasts on and recieved nothing but kindness.
    have a great day all of you, and a big kiss to each of you, and warm light.
    xxxxxxxx

  • flowers

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    my lounge windowis full of my orchids at the mo, they go on for weeks and weeks and i seem to do realy well with them, these are nearly ten years old and flower twice a year.
    xx

  • expextant mum

    I am only a week away from the birth of some new guinea pigs, i have moved her in on her own into the house, but the sunshine was shinning so i put her out with the ladies today.
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  • empty silent painfull

    wish the phone would ring,
    wish for a tap on the door,
    silence is painfull tonight,
    silence wy go away
    i talk to myself do you,
    i do it out loud,
    wish someone would ring
    wish for a tap on the door
    here i sit, no tele
    here i sit no music,
    fifty years gone by,
    were are my friends,
    only shadows,memories
    wish the phone would ring
    wish for a tapon the door

  • on advice

    have just spoken to somone and been told i need to keep my vol work as it will help with my gender assesment ,working and living for two years.
    so i will have to re think my plans

  • OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON

    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

    What food might this contain?' the mouse wondered - - - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

    Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:

    There is a mousetrap in the house!
    There is a mousetrap in the house!'

    The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.'

    The mouse turned to the pig and told him,

    'There is a mousetrap in the house!

    'There is a mousetrap in the house!'

    The pig sympathized, but said, 'I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.'

    The mouse turned to the cow and said,

    'There is a mousetrap in the house!

    There is a mousetrap in the house!'

    The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose..'

    So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap . . . alone.

    That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

    The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife.

    The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

    Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

    But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

    The farmer's wife did not get well, she died.

    So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

    The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

    So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember ---- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

    We are all involved in this journey called life..

    We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

    SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT

    AND LET THEM KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE .

    REMEMBER. . . . . .

    EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;

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    One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a FRIEND!

  • Daddy's Poem

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    Her hair was up in a pony tail,
    Her favorite dress tied with a bow.
    Today was Daddy's Day at school,
    And she couldn't wait to go.

    But her mommy tried to tell her,
    That she probably should stay home.
    Why the kids might not understand,
    If she went to school alone.

    But she was not afraid;
    She knew just what to say.
    What to tell her classmates
    Of why he wasn't there today.

    But still her mother worried,
    For her to face this day alone.
    And that was why once again,
    She tried to keep her daughter home.

    But the little girl went to school
    Eager to tell them all.
    About a dad she never sees
    A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back,
    For everyone to meet.
    Children squirming impatiently,
    Anxious in their seats

    One by one the teacher called
    A student from the class.
    To introduce their daddy,
    As seconds slowly passed.

    At last the teacher called her name,
    Every child turned to stare.
    Each of them was searching,
    A man who wasn't there.

    'Where's her daddy at?'
    She heard a boy call out.
    'She probably doesn't have one,'
    Another student dared to shout.

    And from somewhere near the back,
    She heard a daddy say,
    'Looks like another deadbeat dad,
    Too busy to waste his day.'

    The words did not offend her,
    As she smiled up at her Mom.
    And looked back at her teacher,
    Who told her to go on.
    And with hands behind her back,
    Slowly she began to speak.
    And out from the mouth of a child,
    Came words incredibly unique.

    'My Daddy couldn't be here,
    Because he lives so far away.
    But I know he wishes he could be,
    Since this is such a special day.

    And though you cannot meet him,
    I wanted you to know.
    All about my daddy,
    And how much he loves me so.

    He loved to tell me stories
    He taught me to ride my bike.
    He surprised me with pink roses,
    And taught me to fly a kite.

    We used to share fudge sundaes,
    And ice cream in a cone.
    And though you cannot see him.
    I'm not standing here alone.

    'Cause my daddy's al ways with me,
    Even though we are apart
    I know because he told me,
    He'll forever be in my heart'
    With that, her little hand reached up,
    And lay across her chest.
    Feeling her own heartbeat,
    Beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads,
    Her mother stood in tears.
    Proudly watching her daughter,
    Who was wise beyond her years.

    For she stood up for the love
    Of a man not in her life.
    Doing what was best for her,
    Doing what was right.

    And when she dropped her hand back down,
    Staring straight into the crowd.
    She finished with a voice so soft,
    But its message clear and loud.

    'I love my daddy very much,
    he's my shining star.
    And if he could, he'd be here,
    But heaven's just too far.

    You see he is a Brittish soldier
    And died just this past year
    When a roadside bomb hit his convoy
    And taught Britians to fear.
    But sometimes when I close my eyes,
    it's like he never went away.'
    And then she closed her eyes,
    And saw him there that day.

    And to her mothers amazement,
    She witnessed with surprise.
    A room full of daddies and children,
    All starting to close their eyes.

    Who knows what they saw before them,
    Who knows what they felt inside.
    Perhaps for merely a second,
    They saw him at her side.

    'I know you're with me Daddy,'
    To the silence she called out.
    And what happened next made believers,
    Of those once filled with doubt.

    Not one in that room could explain it,
    For each of their eyes had been closed.
    But there on the desk beside her,
    Was a fragrant long-stemmed rose.

    And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
    By the love of her shining star.
    And given the gift of believing,
    That heaven is never too far.

  • nice insult!

    just went up the road for the local papper and a chap said"your looking more like a girl every day!
    i was in trousers and fleese top.
    i walked home with a warm smile in my heart

  • saved by a boob

    i think my false boobs softened my fall !

  • new life new things

    a smashing friend sugested i do this post.
    things i need foe a new life,
    i have very little,i would not even have enough pants for a whole week,
    i have one pr white jeans
    ipr black i cardigan
    i blouse
    i polo top
    a purple stipe top
    2prs of shoes
    1 lipstick
    i foundation
    1 brown eye liner
    1 mascara
    2 bras

    not a lot
    but what should i have as a basic

  • resent post crap

    i dont want to buy a sonic tooth brush , i dont want debt help i dont want software, i dont want porn, or a date well perhaps .recent posts has become a joke
    sorry i am getting miffed
    xx

  • any ideas

    i am bord and just dont know what to write about.

  • falllingdown stairs

    hell of a shock, i just sliped and toppeled down the stairs from top to bottom
    i seem to roll and i think i am ok but feel quite shaken, i expext i might have a bit of black and blue, i can not believe i am ok and got away with it, especialy with my bones being as they are. some one was looking after me for all 15

  • to blog uk

    i am very unhappy with the changes you have made, so many of the things you have removed made this place special.
    and the amount of spam is unacceptable
    bring back the buzz bring back all that you have taken away PLEASE !!!!!!
    every one please add to this

  • sunny

    the garden is bathed in sunshine, so i am out to tidy up, get some weeding done and plant a few bulbs, but have such a headach . i also must be carfull of my nails as they are starting to look nice, i even find i have to type differently
    with the pads of my fingers rather than the ends of my fingers.
    my head is so full of the future

  • eating and eating

    the last week or so i just not had an appitite, but today i seem to be so hungry
    i had two bowls of cerial this morning ,
    two sandwitches for lunch,
    two apples a pear and an orange large bowl of pasta with pumkin and toamto sauce,
    a fruit corner, and i just had three pieces of toast .
    and i am just craving some mashed bannana with horlicks and cream on top.
    is that gross?

  • names

    one thing i need to do soon is officaly change my name and i have wondered about changing my surname too, and i kind offancy an ilitaration if thats what its called any ideas Ellisa E--------

  • moving ahead

    well this morning i looked at my eyebrows and decieded they needed doing again, so i rang on the of chance of an appointment , and yes she fitted me in this morning and she removed more than ever and said it was as far as she was willing to go, she didnt want me to have a suprised look.
    i spoke about the clinic, and she was very nice, she is going to make me up on the 16th ,so i will go dressed and made up, and hopfully with shoes too.
    we spoke about the cost of all this and how much i still needed , so she asked what i had, i said four pairs of trousers, a blouse and two other tops, she said i needed bag, a watch and loads of other things, anyway to cut a long story she is gong to give me spare bits of makeup, and a watch with matching braclet.
    this all so wonderfull but i am worried about the cost of all this more than anything else, i am so carefull with money , but it would be so easy to get in such a mess .

  • heels

    so excited about new shoes but one pair have heels and although i am very tall
    i am excited ,will they make me walk in a more fem way?
    who will teach me to walk.
    and i feel so calm about who i am ,its amazing

  • happy happy hgappy

    life is making me smile.
    just had an email from she express in the USA and one of the pairs of shoes cam back as a problem in my order they contacted me so nicly and i wrote back and now they have given me another pair of shoes that were ten dollars mor for the same price to help me, people can be nice but its so nice when a buisness shoes kindness too , thank you shoe express .
    the sun is shinning, but its also raining so i might have a swim in the sea today
    happy happy happy
    xx

  • home 2

    when i wrote the title home, it was not just about being home were i live, it felt like all the thought and feelings that i have feared to express,failed to get people to understand,feared my self. were just how i should be!
    i am seeing her in two weeks time, and looking forwards to it, she will after seeing me a few times i think arange for me to have laser treatment for hair removal to my face,(fantastic) she was clear,kind and even offered me a room to change in if i wanted to change when i came to appointments.
    so i have sort of reached a home were i will be comfortable, accepted understood
    so who ever is watching over me, thank you i have tears running down my face as i write this hot tears, relief,joy and love for you lot!
    xxxx

  • home

    tired, bit weepy, but happy
    ladie so so nice, and could not have been nicer,
    felt safe, felt understood
    a dubble plus to the clinic.

  • the day has arrived

    well i have had some porridge and some fruit.
    it will take be about 50 min drive , so i will leave at 10am
    hugs to you all

  • cheryl dress kit

    todays quick tip is to make cheryle coles dress from the x factor
    you will need
    a black sack,
    two old hub caps
    eight old knives and spoons
    and some bostick.
    and you will need an adult to help you cut the hub caps

    and next i will help you make a lewy walsh out
    you will need a garden gnome

  • neighbours bear bum

    well my next door neighbour has a new man ! she doesnt seem to keep them long sadly, but i was just looking out my bedroom window and there she is leaning into the car in the middle of the road having
    a good bye kiss and in her nighty.
    well it was up higher than her bottom leaving nothing unseen ten min later
    she comes back her nightie so thin . well just a few min ago he was back and they were at it like rabbits in the back garden .and its damp and drizzely here!
    so much noise too.
    well the village post office was buzzing about it!!

  • my best point

    i am so often hating myself, looking for reasons not too!
    but today i was trying to think anout whats good about me?
    well
    i think it is my loyalty.
    and then perhaps my honesty,which has got me into truble,
    whats yours and why

  • awaiting payment

    went to check on my shoes
    and it said awaiting payment, i rang my credit card company they said they had no problem with my card ,but nothing had come throught yet, i do hope ther is no problem. would it be waiting to be moday to be put through as i ordered on sat afternoon.

  • dont want to be at home

    i realy needed to be out, the weather has been rough today so i went in my car
    and parked by the sea, and had a book,a flask and the radio
    and sat all day.
    loads of deap thoughts, haunting me, if only pease would come

  • in the storrm

    it is lashing it down, the wind is wizzzing ,wild and the trees are dancing.
    well i am just about to get buttoned up and a very brief walk with bumble.
    happy November every one.

  • good night

    i so hope i can sleep tonight
    so i have had a cup of horlicks
    am having a hot bath (shave my legs) still realy good from the wax.
    good night friends

  • fireworks

    well jut below my garden to night they are having a big fireworks display
    so i am getting all the animals inside so as they dont get stressed
    so the pigs can wach the x factor
    and bumble gets so upset too.
    a dog got in such a state last year it ended up being put down, so sad

  • two prs on the way

    yes i did it two prs
    from the USA
    black
    there was a link on an earlier post
    dont know how long they will take to come, but i hope its tommorow!!

    i am off to exeter on monday so i am getting a jumper so i will have my smart outfit
    i have worked outwhen the visa comes i will only still owe 23 pounds
    so i will cope with that.
    next i need to get the rest of the makeup items i need so i reckon in two weeks i will have the basics.
    then i will start to save again.
    having such big feet was a real barrier and i feel i have overcome a real barrier
    they even had ladies shoesup to size 17.
    xxxx

  • new start

    i have realy started to think about makeing a new start some ware no one knows me
    were i can be me with out being measured againt how i was.
    but i dont want to be in a city.
    it would have to be in about three months time wheni start my new life.
    i strugle with gardening ,can no longer manage my allotment so i will need to move anyway sooner or later.its not my house so perhaps a ground floor flat.

  • 3 days to go

    sunday, monday then tuesday, 11.30
    it feels close,and so wound up, think i will just get in and burst into floods of tears.
    but stge one is about three monthes of talking.
    then if i get through that
    i have to change my name and start living for two years.

  • advert blogs

    there seem to be loads does any one buy from these people?
    i am fed up with spam
    or maybe i could find a way of raising money to fund my shoes
    sell pictures of me for ten squid each , hundred and twenty friends , 1200 pounds shoes, dress,coat hand bag
    make up get in line i am busy printing!!

  • come on confess

    i am giving you a chance to admit to somthing naughty you did that you never told any one!
    when i was on holiday camping put the water hose under one of the tents and left it on!
    at about two in the morning!! they had been rude to the lady in the shop!
    your turn

  • tags

    never realy bothered with them
    but for a bit of fun i am going to put as many as i can an see what happens
    any ideas

  • rude joke

    A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

    The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

    He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

    Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

    "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

    Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

  • more guinea pigs

    just some picture
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    an here is mum to be

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  • sex position

    is your personality like your faverite sex position?
    just heard this on the radio
    and i almost believe it!

  • bargin lunch

    duck for lunch
    all the veg is mine,
    all i need to do is find some one to share
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  • standing naked

    thats how i feel at the mo
    naked for all to see,
    but is that good,for evey one
    to unlock our souls for all to see,
    all the dust and cobwebs of my life,
    the smell of rotting,
    but i also see a new shoot,
    so with all your help ,
    and cutters and shears,
    lets pullout the weeds,
    roots and all,
    and if you have a bulb or seed to give,
    to help me in this world to live,
    but naked i stand,
    ready to be cleansed and grafted
    wait for leaves ,wait for fruit,
    you are the gardeners too
    help me please please do.

  • i wonder

    i seem to be in the featured blog list most days, i never stop being suprised at this.
    my spelling and grammer is rough.
    but i am also happy in that it makes me feel accepted.
    i have never realy thought fully part of anything before, but i feel this place
    had made a little room for me to feel comfy ,respected and thats so nice
    so thank you blog land.

  • eye brows

    i wanted my beauticain to give me thiner eyebrow last time, but she is reluctant
    i want a bit of style
    what is in fasion, what would you have done what have you got
    please

  • "A Mothers Wisdom"

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

    So he sat down and wrote:

    "Dear Mother,

    I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

    Love John

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:

    "Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mum

  • new guinea pig

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    i have fallen in love
    she is eight weeks old and i could not resist
    my other pig is very heavey and perhaps two weeks from birth
    i am calling her Fizz

  • killing willie

    i think i nearly killed willie!
    i had it tucked away for two days and it went numb and i forgot about it well today looks a bit strange!
    but ok

  • hair cut

    how much would a hair cut cost ?
    Please
    i think i need to start getting a little shape in it.

  • sitting up worrying

    Three nights almost unable to sleep,
    Tuesday is getting closer,
    sitting on the sofa since 2am it now five thirty.
    looked at shoes again , found some in US 120 dollars inc shipping thats about 80 pounds but if i order 2 prs it work out about 60 pounds each.
    i am going to get a top on monday so looking forwards to that .
    but in honesty real honesty am fighting to keep my head up.
    this is so hard on your own, i know you are all wonderfull , but you are not here
    looking into my eyes, able to put your arms around me.
    gosh what a wimp i must sound sorry.

  • layed off

    i wrote to check on some vol work with social workers,
    i said about my gender , but it now seems i might not be needed this year!!!!
    and i thought they played the political correct card !!

  • my worst friend

    somtimes i realise it me!

  • things that help

    music can lift my heart
    art can raise me too
    and a good story
    a kind joke
    but a smile that is great
    and a hug ,realy felt
    but some one who listens with their ears open is a gift

  • i kissed his nose love

    well i am in loveP1040087P1040092P1040100

    so good being outside
    nature is so wonderfull
    xx

  • sunny

    line full of washing
    blowing in the light
    if any one sees my nikers
    they migh have a fright,
    sheets will feel all fresh and nice
    a sparrow is sat on the line
    gently swinging and listening to my ryme.

  • meeting with angels

    i have met a friend ,
    i have so enjoyed meeting somone who had held my hand , been there for me when i have felt so terrible, and made me laugh so loud, and made me see sunshine just when i needed it most
    i had a lovely time,
    thank you ,
    husband so kind and the blonde yes she is a credit to
    Brokendownangel Thank you
    xxxxx

  • todays going to be exciting

    well i sprung out of bed , my little dog looked at me and said can i have a bit longer ,so he is on his bed mat on my bed still resting.
    its all grey outside, but i am of to exeter to see brokendownangle, i am so looking forwards to it ,and its my first meet so i have no idea how i will get on.
    i have put some more bids on at ebay so i hope i dont loose these.
    then i am doing my course tonight in exeter. so i want to try and look nice,
    i am going to try and be brave and ask for my eyes to be done at boots but scared

    better polish my shoes, and press my slacks wonder is she will like me, she will see this giant and she and her husband will make a run for the door!!
    .

  • were am i

    i have had great weather today, but its been the first day i have fely cold and needed a coat, i went out with no idea were i was going, somhow i ended up at a miniture pony centre, i felt i needed people , but i didnt stop long, i ended up in princetown home of the famouse dartmoor prison , i have been inside many times prison visiting and some years ago working with sex offenders.
    sat on a bench i found my self crying ,an old lady cam and sat with me, and she put her arm around me, a total stranger, and asked if i would like a cupa, we went to her cottage she made a cupa she chatted away and i felt better, some people are so kind.

  • a few pictures

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    P1040026P1040073
    somthing for every one i hope

  • sun shinning

    great day out side, so picnic packed and off up on the moors
    feel realy stressed with my gender today it all feels so painfull
    so home made malt loaf coffee and a pck of crisps and a bannana
    you must be fed up with me getting like this
    deleat me if you want

  • black not for me

    looking in the windows today i saw so much black , yes i have a pair of black slacks but were is all the colour ?
    and if it wasnt balck it was grey oh gosh .
    can you feel happy in black and grey
    ????

  • my time of the month

    gosh i feel strange, and i just read in the medical book about period pains
    and dont laugh i feel them, my tummy feels bloated my breats also are very tender
    and i have a hot water bottle under my dressing gown.
    oh gosh what next

  • i am off window shopping

    need to get out
    so i am going window shopping , as i am a bit skint at the mo,
    so i have made a flask of hot soup
    and a crispy bacon and chicken sanwich
    and i am going to mix with the world
    getting excitedabout seeing brokendown angel in exeter on monday too
    xxxxx

  • ebay

    well i had a go on ebay yesterday
    seems a bit harder than it looked i bid on four things and lost all four
    my last bid was only ten min before finish and still someone niped in.
    and a dress yes i nearly bid for a black long tall sally dress went for two pounds and i thought it would go for loads more so i messed up.
    any advice please.

  • come to devon

    come see the lovely mist
    come and enjoy loads of drizzel
    get all wet and damp

    but i am tucked up with hot tea and buttered toast and skin all glowing from a seven oclock swim in the thrashing sea, then my warm towl wraped around a hot water bottle in my cool box ,into the car, a big lick from bumble and home.
    its horrid out there, but they all flock down for half term.
    but me !!cruchy hot butterd toast a dog on my lap
    yum yum

  • going upstairs

    climbing up all alone,
    the day past,
    tired and lonly i start to climb,
    the weight of worry heavey,
    climb i must but each step i feel a little more lonly,
    the house silent,
    how i hate that! at this moment,
    near the top i look back down into the empty dark hall,
    i am empty, i wish i had a hand to hold,
    well i dog is waiting,
    his pillow on the floor,
    at the side of this lonly bed,
    night swallow me,
    close around and let me dream ,
    that all i have dreams dreams dreams

  • Talking Centipede"

    A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner. "Ok I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring normal pet, no cats, or dogs or budgies I want something different." The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede. "really?" Says the man "How much?" The owner informs him that the talking centipede is £50. Happy with the unusual offering the man pays the money and takes his new pet home.

    On getting home he lays the match box with the centipede in it on the table, opens it and says "Hello mr centipede, fancy going to the pub for a few drinks?" The centipede says nothing. Figuring it must be tired from the journey he decides to leave it for an hour and try again later.

    An hour later he opens the match box and says "Hello mr centipede, fancy going to the pub for a few drinks?" The centipede again says nothing. Starting to get suspicious the man decides he will give it one more hour, and if the centipede doesn't talk he will take it back to the shop for a refund.

    An hour later the man opens the match box and says "Hello mr centipede, fancy going to the pub for a few drinks?" The centipede says "I heard you the first time you moron! I'm putting my shoes on!"

  • Deep thoughts

    If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

  • question please hair !

    this might sound silly but i raly want a long bob
    but if i have a long bob would it be long enough to have as a pony tail or up too.

  • dream time

    i realy think i want to move, to make a fresh start
    had this thought about becoming a ladies compaion in return for a roof and help to become a femail i would help with the house,cook and be a wonderfull friend
    .

  • is it possible

    I wonder if we can see into the future, i have to say somtimes i feel i have,
    i can somtimes look into somones eyes and feel i can see inside and thought come.
    but this morning i felt somthing bad on a global scale ,thousands homless
    deasease, and death shock .
    and it felt like it would be soon.
    or am i just a little more mad than yesterday

  • first light

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    you frame my world.
    you light my life,
    you bring the day
    and hold the night
    so different from day to day
    angry, grey,and full of promise,
    i wish i could fly up into the fluffy golden clouds,
    far away from all the crowds
    see the sun upon my wings,
    feel the moon pull and hold me,
    but i just stand and look ,
    and thank creation for your beauty
    never shall i stop loving you,
    you please, you worry, and bring fear,or peace
    but i stand and thank you and wonder at all you do.

  • yip eeeeh

    just typed long tall sally into ebay and wow
    loads of goodies wow all i need is some dosh and the mail to get back to work
    yip eeeeeeh
    xx

  • any one for toast ?

    good morning,
    sit down you have time to have a little breakfast with me,
    what would you like
    tea or coffee?
    ooh you do look nice

  • nick griffin

    should he be allowed to go on question time?

  • three wishes

    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

    The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

    So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

    So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

  • false toenails

    i went i nto boots today and was hoping to be brave and get some blusher and talk to some one but chickened out.
    but i did see false eye lashes wow !! but false toe nails carnt be !!can it !!does any one wear them ??????
    but who am i to talk false boobs false bottom false hips gosh !!!!

  • feeling lost

    yesterday so good , lots of life ,happy
    today i took the car to torbay for a service ,only neeeded a wiper blade
    but come home and feel weepy and thinking so much about love.
    i almost crave casual sex ,i would not, but i want to be needed, i want to have someone to focus my life around, to cook ,build a nest and feel submissive in a loving way to also, but for the moment i am cuddeling my dog , and am looking at the long tall sally book dreaming about having money and getting lots of lovely things.
    but i wouls so love a good snog !!

  • good night

    i am so tired, i have had a great day, i have enjoyed writing sharing and feeling the joy of frinship, the wisdom of others, and felt others pain.
    good nigh and thank you sleep well , i have to take the car for its service tommorow so keep your fingers crossed they dont find any thing wrong other wise i might have to have sex with the whole garage crew.
    xxx

  • butt plug

    sorry this happened a few days ago, but i didnt feel i could post it
    i was in dartmouth the other day and looking in the oxfam window and i couldnt believe my eyes ,my jaw droped !! there in the window was the biggest but plug i have ever seen !!
    i went in very nervusly and said to the lady behind the counter i dont think you should have that thing in the window ,she said it was ok cos she had found it and had been using it to darn her stockings , i tryed to expalin but could not get her to understand.
    i must go back and see if its still there should i buy it just to get it out the window

  • my veg and things

    just been and got my fresh ! veg
    and saw this little fella
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    my shopping bag
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  • front page boobs

    Have just been to the postoffice to collect my pennies then pay them back in water bill and rent, 14.20 left.
    a mother was in the shop with her small child , the child was looking at the pictures on the magazines and there were three with topless ladies on
    the child was looking at them ,hands in pockets, then to all the shop she said
    i think i want small boobs !! how do they button ther shirts with all that!!

  • if only

    if only i could,
    feel somones smile,
    if only i could,
    be touched,
    if only i could,
    someone found me special,
    if only i could ,
    walk hand in hand,
    if only i could,
    rest my head on a chest,
    if only i could,
    feel the flush of excitment,
    if only i could ,
    want to surrender to someone,
    if only i could ,
    but will i.

  • good morning

    well today i have a empty day,
    so i can do a little gardening ,i need to plant all my garlic
    i need to collect in my last pick of strawberrys ,will cut of all the buds to let them have a rest.
    and i am going to practice my makeup a little, so wish i had some one with me to play with.
    well hope you are ok and all have a gooooood day
    xxxx

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